What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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why girl die cancer

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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A jew enters a mall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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