- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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