What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

i killed my family

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

my wife out of the kitchen

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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