- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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