- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Women's rights

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

i killed my family

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