What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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AIDS

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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