- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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