- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Of course, first door on your left

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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