- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

If youre African, why are you white?

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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