- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How high is the sky? True or False