whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

9/11 my birthday

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

my penis

Morning wood.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

123 f*ck off

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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