- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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