What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Click here for free sandwich.

CFL

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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