Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What stops a train? A missile

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

I like the color potato.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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