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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Manchester City

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Fox News

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A fish swims up your penis...

my penis

Morning wood.

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