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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What stops a train? A missile

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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