- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

black chicken. kfc

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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