Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Apple juice.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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