- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

KILL WHITEY

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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