- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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