A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

123 f*ck off

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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