Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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