- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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