When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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