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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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