What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

 

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

ewrg

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

my egg roll

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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