- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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my egg roll

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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