What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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