- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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