- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Womens rights.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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