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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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