A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Pineapple.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

my egg roll

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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