What do you call your mom? Mom

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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A: Do you like it B: No

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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You wanna see something really scary?

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Anti Joke

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