An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Barack Obama is a good president.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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