How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Soccer...

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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