- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

i hate non minorities!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

VaginaBoob ^.^

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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