- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Justin with a hat.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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