- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Robin, get in the car, please.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what kind of dog can tiptoe

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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