What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

anal seepage

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Invisible Children Foundation.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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