- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*