- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Pickles are moist.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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