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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.