Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Pineapple.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops