What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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