- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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