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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What is brown and sticky? A stick

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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