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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

what do you call your mom? mom

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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