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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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