Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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ewrg

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my egg roll

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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