- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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