What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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