- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

I'd like to make a withdraw

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What? Yes.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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