- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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