What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Christ is a conspiracy

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Hi.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Anti Joke

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