Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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