What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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This isn't funny.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Urban ghettos

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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