Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Good job, son.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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