- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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