- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Terraria

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

My Boyfriend

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

I used to know what alzheimers was

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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