- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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