- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

BIG PENIS

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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