- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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