- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

An Asian person drove home safely.

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