- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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