We found a cure for cancer. Death

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

what are three short words? i a am

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

why is pie good. because it just is.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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