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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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