- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A blind man walks into a library.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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