- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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