- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What comes after 69? 70

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A cat playing laser tag.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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