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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

scientology.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

"Knock knock" Come in!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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