- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

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