- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

rent a cops

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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