What city likes baseball the most? New York

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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