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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

a black man walks out of popeyes

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Neil is a reterd.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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