- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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