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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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