What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

9/11 my birthday

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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