- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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