- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Amanda Knox walks home free.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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