I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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