A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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