Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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