- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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