- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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