- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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