- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

sfdg

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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