Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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TRICERATOPS!

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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