Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Ben Corbishley

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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