What's your guys names?

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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