- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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