- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

flavin's head

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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