- Anti Joke

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.