- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

How do you make a little girl cry?

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

What do you do at a club? You club.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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