- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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