Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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A gay man watches football.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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