- Anti Joke

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

there once was a frog with no leggs

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.