Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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