Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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