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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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