What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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