- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

My Butthole.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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